You Know You’re a Writer If…Part II

First, I’m over at the SOS Aloha blog today giving away a copy of FATED…drop by for a chance to win!

Okay, I’ve been going a bit crazy with deadlines lately and thought I’d have some fun.  So, you know you’re a writer if…

1)  The UPS guy has actually released you from handcuffs because you needed to see if you could shimmy your bound hands from behind your back to your front.  BTW, you couldn’t.

2)  All of the yousandyoursin the above sentence bug the crap out of you.

3)  The UPS guy no longer comes to your door.

4)  Your husband asks if you’ve met anybody interesting lately in one of your worlds.

5)  You’ve tried to find at least six different ways to describe the wordgreen.’

6)  You’ve decided that the wordemeraldsucks.

7)  You see and fully understand:  TSTL…POV…HBF…TMB

8)  Those acronyms at one point made you cry…now you laugh your head off.

9)  You have a special calendar to remind you when you’re guest blogging other places…as well as who’s guest blogging at your place.  And you’ve mixed them up more than once…

10)  The idea of a muse makes you alternate between bawling and laughing hysterically.

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4 Responses to You Know You’re a Writer If…Part II

  1. Lynn Rush says:

    Love this one, “Your husband asks if you’ve met anybody interesting lately in one of your worlds.”

    Classic!

  2. danicaavet says:

    I loved that first one! OMG…I haven’t managed to do that with my UPS guy, but I so wouldn’t mind 😉

  3. Love number 4..LOL….You always meet interesting people….

  4. Kim Bowman says:

    OMG! This is sooooo me!! The other day I was telling my husband something that happened and he stopped me and said, “Wait, did this REALLY happen or did you write it?”

    ROTFL

    Too many of those to name fit me!!

    Congrats on the new release!

    Kim

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